just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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