I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
