It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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