We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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