he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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