return my video game
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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