I don't usually arrange sex via text message
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize