you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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