absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize
