I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
tell me about the fingering
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