i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
