can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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