Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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