No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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