I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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