and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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