I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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