Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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