Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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