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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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