You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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