Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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