week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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