i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I need a burrito and a hug.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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