He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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