somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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