You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
