Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Your cock deserves a montage
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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