1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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