so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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