someone get that fucking seahorse.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
