I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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