I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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