The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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