She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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