The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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