normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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