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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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