I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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