youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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