I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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