these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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