I heard we made out
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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