he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
How external is "for external use only"?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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