I'm drive I can fine osifer
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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