he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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