guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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