it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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