PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My ass is underappreciated
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
