Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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