belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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