I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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