im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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