i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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