Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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