doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I understand Curling. That high.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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